Sunny sometimes watches her neighbor's kids Ray -- 5 -- and Lizzy -- 7. Today Lizzy was puking and so Sunny called me to hang with Ray while she dealt with Lizzy.
I set Ray up with some paints and a carboard box on Sunny's floor.
"Don't get any paint on Miss Sunny's carpet, OK?"
Five minutes later: "Red, I got paint on the carpet."
"Oh no, Ray. What am I going to tell Miss Sunny?"
Moment of Silence.
"Tell her I'm an idiot."